Negative what?

The high today was negative 2.  The high.  That was as warm as it got.  Negative two.  Are you getting me?  Oh, and the windchill was like 20-30 below, somewhere in there.  Who's counting?

This morning on the Weather Channel they had a correspondent off of Lake Shore Drive who claimed that the difference between how cold it is here vs. how cold it is in Fargo was the pain factor.  This man was in physical pain because of the cold, I think he even said his eye was swelling.  Just a word to anyone who is outside of Chicago, and has any complaints about their current weather situation: shut it.   Better yet, I invite you to the painfully cold city of Chicago, you won't have jack to say after a few days here in the tundra.  

Where is that AlGore fella again?  I've got a few words for him too.