Baby 101

We're delivering at Northwestern's Prentice Hospital in downtown Chicago. At least, we're planning on delivering there. I won't let my wild imagination go down any other road at this point. It's a beautiful facility, just a year old and top of the line, state of the art, you name it. Our doctor suggested some of the prenatal classes that you can take there, so of course, I went gung-ho and signed us up for all of them.

They call it Baby 101 but they could call it Babies for Dummies too. So far we've completed CPR and Breastfeeding. That's right, Denver came to Breastfeeding class with me. It was great, he got to burp a fake baby. And he did it perfectly, by the way. Actually, lots of husbands (or whatnot's) were there, it was very impressive. Things have changed since the 60s, really since the 90s. Denver irons his own clothes, manages his own dry cleaning, and even helps in the kitchen when need-be. But he keeps dropping all of these hints about how he doesn't think diaper changes are in his future. And he keeps saying stuff like, "so you have to change the diaper every time they go? even if it's just pee? are you sure?" 3 more classes to go, he'll learn.