Friday, November 20, 2009

More coffee


See this guy? That's how I feel BEFORE my morning jolt; like a big, fanged monster, ruthlessly gulping down any and every hot beverage in sight, growling along the way.


The other day I stopped into my favorite local coffee shop and asked for a large coffee. I normally get a small or maybe a medium, but never before had I ordered a large. It had been quite the night. The barista hands me the cup and I give him the first-day-on-the-job look and say, "No, I'm sorry, I said a large." Totally rattled, he apologetically took the cup back and went to the stockpile. "Ummm, this actually IS the large cup." All I could muster was an, "Oh" punctuated by a big sigh.

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