The Dentist

In an effort to get everything done that I can possibly get done before the baby arrives, I had my teeth cleaned yesterday. Oddly, my actual dentist does my teeth cleaning. Even more unusual, my dentist cleans President Obama's teeth. Crazy, right? Man, if only the GOP had contacted me about this during the election, I would've been the lynch pin in the race. This guy makes William Ayres look like a saint. Okay, I'm exaggerating. But seriously, he's cleaning my teeth and telling me how drunk he got at his son's graduation party. How relevant is that to me, my teeth, or my general dental hygiene? Not at all. But hey, if it's good enough for Barack, it's good enough for me, right?