After leaving our Dr.'s appointment today we navigated through Streeterville- or what I have determined to be the most insane area to drive around in Chicago. At one point we were stuck at a four way stop for so long that when we finally went I had five minutes worth of pent up rage. So it was no surprise that when some little dude in a Honda started to accelerate towards us mid-intersection, I had no choice but to give him the bird.
Denver was not pleased.
"You can't do that, he could've pulled out a gun and shot you, don't ever do that again. What if we knew that guy and I saw him later and he was like, 'hey Denver I saw you and your cute pregnant wife in Streeterville today, yeah I was the guy she gave the finger to.'"
"Sorry."
"Why did you do that???"
"I felt threatened."
There is no excuse for my juvenile behavior. But it's true there are A LOT of ridiculous drivers in Chicago. Anyone who decides to accelerate while a car is in the middle of an intersection deserves more than just a finger, they should get a big slap in the face. Look everyone, just get out of my way. I'm hungry all the time because I have a big baby in my belly and I'm feisty on top of that. Watch out. Somebody get me a cupcake.
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Down girl, down...deep breaths, that's it, again...oh, yes you've got it now...slow, breathe easy...ok, now about that pointing with the middle finger...unwind the fist...that's it...looking good...now smile...and be happy...soon, very soon you'll be a beautiful Mother of a beautiful child...you've got a big job ahead...so relax and enjoy the moment...
I love your spirit, you're the best!
Kris, I give people the bird all the time. You've given me a new perspective, maybe I need to settle down too.. :-) GO GET EM FEISTY!! I LIKE YOUR STYLE!
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