I am all about natural remedies and holistic cures, and I've learned from experience that foreigners seem to know more about this type of thing than the average joe. Mostly because the FDA is brilliant at disabling natural practices from superseding anything remotely pharmaceutical, but that is neither here nor there.
I had my first prenatal massage yesterday. I've had a very tiring few days and I thought a good massage might help coax my muscles into action. Typically when I get a massage it is for a specific problem- crink in the neck, knot in the back, etc. But this was the first time I had nothing to tell the therapist when she asked me why I was there. I just sort of shrugged and said, "I'm pregnant," as if to say, "isn't that enough?"
I've had this therapist before- and she's a talker. Usually I like to just sit in the silence, but this woman is full of that Russian wisdom about herbs and the like, so when I'm there for a particular problem, I appreciate any advice she can impart. However, yesterday's advice was of a different sort, more like fortune telling. Keep in mind that during this dialogue she has a very thick Russian accent.
"Have you felt baby kick"
"Yes, I have!"
"What was the date?"
"The exact date?"
"Yes, do you remember?"
"Actually, yeah I think it was the 9th"
"Do you know why I ask you this specific date?"
She waited for me to respond.
"No. Why."
"20 weeks from this date, you give birth"
"Oh, okay, that would be a little early but that could work."
"Yes, this always work for first time mother. 20 weeks from first kick you will have baby."
Mark your calendars everyone- February 26th it is. Hmmmmm, I sure hope it's not a leap year.